Short Takes: Short Jokes
One of my favorite 5th grade math jokes:
Q: What do you call a dead parrot?
A: A polygon!
Q: What do you find if you stick your hand up an old lady’s dress?
Take the number 5775, which is the current year according to the Jewish calendar.
Subtract 4712 which is the Chinese year now.
Q: What is the significance of the difference? (1062)
A: The number of years that the Jews existed without Chinese food!